awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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