they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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