I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Sorry my hands just texted you
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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