may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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