K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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