But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
