So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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