her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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