Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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