I don't think brook has ever known best
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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