I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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