I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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