google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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