I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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