I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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