I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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