Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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