it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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