True but thats because hes a fetus.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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