i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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