talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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