I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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