Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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