Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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