Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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