idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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