Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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