So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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