So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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