idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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