That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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will power is for people who don't want to get laid
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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