brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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