it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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