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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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