I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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