508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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