I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Randomize
