why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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