Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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