I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
