Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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