he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Randomize