I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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