You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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