oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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