need another drink. this is the easiest way
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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