it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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