just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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