Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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