There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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