I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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