erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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