you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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