i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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